so, wiedermal was lustiges:
Du weisch bisch en st. Galler wenn...
1) ... you get drunk at the three O's every year... OFFA OLMA OPENAIR
2) ... you think that the olma bratwurst is the best you ever tasted
3) ... you recognize a foreigner if he orders moustard with his bratwurst
4) ... it's normal to get drunk already in the afternoon when it's olma time
5) ... you know what hallä 45 means
6)... you feel ignored by the rest of switzerland
7)... it's ok for you to wait 96 years for a championship of the local football club
8)... everybody else thinks your accent is the worst in switzerland
9)... you go shopping either to austria or germany
10)... you think schüga is the best beer in the wolrd.
11)... you know where the weiherä are
12)... you were having a drunk bath in the weiherä at least once
13)... you visited the stiftsbibliothek as a schoolchild
14)... chilling with a cold schügä on a nice summer evening at the weiherä is heaven on earth for you.
15)... you got your first hangover either at the st. gallerfäscht, olma, offa, weiherä or in the grabähallä
16)... you laugh at german university students with their sunglasses and pink poloshirts
17)... even if the fc st.gallen is playing bad you're going to the stadium
18)... you know what espenmoos means
19)... you know who vadian is
20)... you understand the need of the müleggbähnli
21)...people don't accept st.gallen as a real canton; you are labled as living on the oschtfront, in the oschtblock, or in the ferne oschte as soon as you open your mouth.
22) ...you recognize a real st.galler by the way he can pronounce "enart" - and he even knows what it menas
23)...You know the difference between "Olma- and Kinderfestbratwurst"
24)... you were forced to attend the chinderfäscht procession during your school career.
25)....you pay 10 Franks too much, for a bad Dieci Pizza.
26)...you know where the EK is!
27)...you eat "kafi, Gipfäli, Bier" for breakfast in the filou bar
28)...you end up either in trischli or city kebab when not feeling like going home at 5 o' clock in the morning!
29)...you still wonder why the Suitcase-Lady is shouting and yelling.
30)...you plan to get your veggies at the market on Sat morning, then conveniently forget the veg and go for a Brodworscht from Rietmann instead
31)... you still support fcsg, even in the challenge league
32)...You know who "Bruno" is and what he wants from you.
für weiterführende erklärungen ungeniert fragen! 
